CHRIS READ MY LAST BLOG. CHRIS READ THE PART THAT SAID 'BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM'. SHE GAVE ME THE LOOK. I KNOW THE LOOK. BEEN MARRIED ALMOST...."HOW LONG WE BEEN MARRIED SWEETNESS?" OH YEAH...34 YEARS. 34 WONDERFUL YEARS.....ANYWAYS, 'BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM' WAS BASICALLY ANOTHER METAPHOR. LOVE THE WORD METAPHOR. HEY...A CHALLENGE TO YOU ALL OUT THERE WHERE EVER YOU ARE. USE THE WORD 'METAPHOR' TODAY. I AM NOT REALLY SAYING TO HARM SOMEONE....INSTEAD OF BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF THEM, JUST START CRYING WHILE THEY TALK TO YOU. OR, WHILE THEY ARE STILL TALKING TO YOU, PULL OUT YOUR CELL PHONE AND PRETEND TO TALK TO SOMEONE. THAT WORKS EVERY TIME.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. TOMG. SORRY CHRIS.
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ReplyDeleteOh no, Tom got in trouble. Not good for you.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you will have to get your own ice cream.
Have a great weekend!
Hi Daddy! Glad your blogging again. I think all wives know how to give "the look."
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